These Are Your Good Years

Weirdly sweet in all the awkward ways.

Wednesday, December 23

thedailywhat:

I have been quite triumphant in observing what you had attempted to accomplish in your general vicinity.

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Really, I just like the caption. But the picture is awesome, too.

Tags: #lol

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Sunday, December 20

“ I’ve got one hand for holding, and one hand for screwing…in.

— My mom, about putting up the Christmas tree.

Tags: #christmas #quote #lol

Monday, December 7

I banged a prostitute because that’s how I roll.

peaked:

belongings:

thisisyourguiltypleasure:

ticklemefancy:

callesorbetes:

holyzombie:

“I banged my dealer because I have amazing boobs” - the date i was born xD

I stabbed a crackhead because I have amazing boobs.

I slept with a glass of milk because I’ve got abs.

I banged a cat because that’s how I roll. XD

I raped a pornstar because I have AMAZING boobs.

A banged a prostitute because I’m sexy as hell

Tags: #lol

Sunday, December 6

thedailywhat:

Google Suggestion of the Day: This still makes heaps more sense than dinosaur/human coexistence.

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Tags: #lol

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Saturday, December 5

thedailywhat:

Flowchart of the Day: “Should You Become A Librarian?”

“Books”? Oh wait, do you mean “Reality Television”?

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Tags: #lol

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hillaryyy:

fuckyeahtwilightsucks:

theresasnakeinmyboot:

ebonymoon:

Always remember the difference, kids.

Tags: #twilight #lol

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Thursday, December 3

You'll get it if you've seen it...

Jared: I'm going to watch those Twilight rifftrax thingies. I feel like i'm going to be amused forever with those.
Me: ...Line.
Jared: You should stay away from me Robyn...This is the face of a gay-man-who-loves-glitter/Killer...
Me: But the way you keep watching me sleep is *so* romantic! How can I stay away from something so *beautiful*?
Jared: So, wait, that actually worked? Because I was trying something new. Usually I just bite them and hope they like me...
Me: You would never do that. I've only known you for a month, but you're a sparkly, kind-hearted--OH GOD NO, HOLY MOTHER OF--!